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started hanging out with kim jong-un i thought it was the weirdest thing i ever seen. but days later when steven seagal started hanging out with vladimir putin i thought maybe there is something to this. maybe the secret of patching up relations with notorious world leaders rests on the charms of the 90s. we'll go to evil dictator 90s era personality matchmaker. what better way to rebrand the personality than to pair him up with clutzy neighbor steve urk urkkel. steve will teach him how to be the clutzy neighbor next door. killing thousands of my own citizens--did i do that? next up, fidel castro--is he still alive. we're going to match him up with the principal of "saved by the bell." if they're both alive or if thereabout deadthey're both dead they're going to retire in arizona. and finally the ghost of hugo chavez will be paired up by the ghost of patrick swayze in the movie "ghost." they'll strap on comfy track suits. it will be awkward at first. but once that clay starts spinning it will be peace and harmony. i'm still trying to decide which spice girl is good for ahmadinejad. i'm do
who are playing bad, sit them down on the bench and say you're done. first up, kim jong-un. un, you would think i know how to say it by now because of the numbers of times i've had to tell you you're done. you think you can rattle your saber as loud as you want. but hey, could you stop rattleing so damn often? i can't keep your threats straight. we take your threats and you start a pinterest
spectacle dennis rodman told north korean dictator kim jong-un you have a friend for life. i'm glad you're becoming friends of the dictators but whose life do you mean, dennis? the lifetime of someone in the north korean force labor camp? that's not very long. i think dennis rodman's trip to north korea is great diplomacy but kim has enough friends for one lifetime. >>> after two years of unrest and civil war in syria, after tens of thousands of casualties, after unlimited destruction to countless syrian cities and sites, the u.s. announced their first major policy shift in regard to the conflict. america will for the first time offer direct nonlethal aid a $60 million package to the free syrian army mainly consisting of food rations and medical supplies given to carefully screened members of the fsa. that announcement was made earlier today by secretary of state john kerry who was in rome for an international conference on syria. >> this funding will allow the opposition to reach out and help the local councils to be able to rebuild in their liberated areas of syria. >> john: joining u
to do this and broker a relationship between kim jong-un and obama shouldn't it have been metta world peace? really? [ laughter ] i mean dennis rodman? >> peter: metta world peace elbows kim jong-un in the head. >> namewise it would have worked. i'm look forward to seeing what hbo comes out of this with. they were over there shooting this supposedly. >> peter: this is for a show for hbo being done by vice, a magazine and they have a web site. it is really good stuff. i have a travel dvd that they've done before. so i'm really excited to see this. >> it was great once they explained to dennis he wasn't in south korea and he wasn't going to see psi. at first he thought he was going to see the gangnam style guy. he tweeted and said dude, wrong place. >> peter: i want to talk about a local story here. joe flacco. he has quite the contract. how much is he getting paid now? >> supposedly, it is the richest contract in nfl history. now, the nfl money is sort of like the money on rodman's jacket. you can't really take it into starbucks and buy a venti anything with it. it is not real. these c
our weirdest ambassador. >> kim jong-un is a famous chicago bulls fan. >> stephanie: dennis rodman not really a current -- chicago bull. >> but he was a chicago bull when the chicago bulls were world-class. >> bouncing off satellites and what not. >> stephanie: okay. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: barbara in d.c. welcome. >> caller: hi, stephanie. hi mooks. i'm calling because i had a comment about ann romney and how she's blaming the media for presenting the romneys as wealthy snobs. >> stephanie: right. how dare they. >> caller: she did that all by herself. she was on a morning show and the reporter was asking her about would the romneys release more than two years of tax returns. >> stephanie: when she said you people to robin roberts. >> caller: exactly. >> stephanie: that seemed unfortunate. an unfortunate scene from "the help." >> caller: that's exactly what she said and she sounded like a stuck up snob. >> here, have some pie! >> stephanie: we did. we baked them a magical electoral pie. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] >> eat my -- >> that was a line from the help. that was an os o car wi
watching the harlem globetrotters. that's where dennis rodman and kim jong-un were watching the harlem globetrotters together. >> stephanie: hal sparks, funniest teenager in chicago. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> still have the shirt
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